Met the most cheerful cashier ever at Morissons yesterday. Then again, it was a Friday after all. I had stocked up well on Reese's PB cups since it was potentially my last trip to the Kettering Morissons (also good "hi I'm back" presents for the Leicester people) and so a substantial porportion of my groceries was made up of the PB cups. So the cashier could not resist commenting, "Oh my god this is all for yourself isn't it?"

Me - "No." Then on further thought, "Honestly."

Cashier - "... You're lying."

I raised my eyebrows.

Cashier - "These are the BEST chocolates In. The. World."

Me - "Yea... And I've only found them here so far so..."

Cashier - "Have you tried the peanut pieces though?"

Me - "Hm. The peanut butter cups are still the best, I think."

Cashier - "Yea I always get my friend to buy loads from America. I didn't know they had them here. Did you get those from my till??"

Me - "Don't think so. I think it was from... another till."

Cashier - "Cool. I'll probably finish that lot in 20min."

Amazing how he could sustain a conversation throughout the course of my grocery paying. I do envy people who can sustain conversation so effortlessly.