Layer ONE- On the Outside
Name: yilun the great
Birth Date: 14/12/88
Current Status: single but well loved by my fans
Eye Color: dark black haha
Hair Color: black
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: which ? dragon(earth to be precise)+sagittarius

Layer TWO - On the inside
Your Heritage: chinese
Your Fears: people i care about dying. snoozy dying. dying before i start earning money as a successful person. failing at anything. losing friends. people discovering my ignorance. not being successful. people not appreciating wat a say. people not laughing at my jokes like yiling does.
Your Weaknesses: snoozy. papa and mummy. chou dou fu. ball games. tv.
spoilt. dependent. unreliable. proud. talk too much.
Your Perfect Pizza: standard hawaiin with twice the amount of cheese. pizza hut crust. pelican pizza cheese. no not chou dou fu flavour. good food should be given your full attention.

Layer THREE - Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up: haa i hope it is still 3 am but i know it is not coz it is too bright. shit shit. keep ur eyes shut no matter wat. den u are still asleep. (i know they say first wakng up but the mind is not an open book such that thought can be read out. all these sentences contribute to my first thought just expressed in many sentences).
Your Bedtime: 12-2am. Haha evon wrote pm when she wrote 12. Haha
Your most missed memory: Playing ball games with my upper sec class at every free period. acting and doing impromtu stints which made the class laugh.

Layer FOUR - Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: coke. with salt. pepsi too artificial though i heard it is the same recipe den the brothers who set up coke and pepsi just went their separate ways with their separate brands and that it is nonsense to think that they are different.
McDonald’s or Burger King: good ol' mac. safe. good reputation. reasonable food sometimes nice. enjoyable $2 breafast and 50cents ice cream. they really mean it when they say it is value for money not like other fast foods who go around bluffing ppl that a meal costs 3.95 when really, what difference does the 5 cents make (to us) except that u can now cheat the ez-link non student system by paying 55 cents (in cash coz the bus uncle will believe that u are a student) instead of 65 cents (by ez-link coz the computer knows that u are not a student). mac can pay by ez link.
ok plus point about burger king. generally better beef burgers and cheese burgers. employ the disabled. employ senior citizens. give coupons on the streets with smiling employees. i like the old people at fast food places.
Adidas or Nike: nike. duh
Lipton tea or Nestea: lipton (classy tea such as earl grey tea)
nestea (younger not so classy tea such as fruit teas)
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate. duh
Cappuccino or coffee: all taste the same to me. duh order wat is appropriate. order kopi at hawker centre. capuccino, frappe or latte at coffee bean. yiling is a milo gil. evon is a water girl. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahaah

Layer FIVE -Do you
Smoke: No.
Curse: duh. however, i must first clarify that quantity is not quality. i curse alot but they are low-grade swearwords. i am a conservative person.

Layer SIX -In the Past Month
Drank alcohol: abit
Gone to the mall: abit
Been on stage: superstar of course lah. but i have chosen to retire for one year so recently no have not been on stage. (this is not the end. this is only the beginning) the sentence which appears everytime a singing competition contestant is voted out.
Eaten sushi: abit
Dyed your hair: nopey

Layer SEVEN - Have You Ever?
Played a stripping game: no. never. why is this a personality question
Changed who you were to fit in: yeah. sad huh?

Layer EIGHT
Age you’re hoping to be married: uh. go away. good one bon.

Layer NINE - In a Girl/Guy
Best eye colour: black (black is dominant) (it is the most natural yet striking colour too)(look at ziyi in the Ascience advertisment)(Ok maybe that was not a convincing argument)
Best hair colour: black(ditto)(same)(need i say more?)
Short or long hair: girl either looks ok. usually. different face shape and all that shit. guy short. long hair looks nice sometimes but sick of the taiwan, korean, jap popster look. so cliche. obviously short hair more convenient rite. long oso dun wanna tie

Layer TEN - What Were You Doing
1 minute ago: this quiz lor
1 hour ago: this quiz lor
4.5 hours ago: watching the 7 o'clock show
1 month ago: counting down to the days i had left at attachment. :p
1 year ago: was chinese new year

Layer ELEVEN - Finish the sentence
I love: chou dou fu. animals. ball games (not for the pervert who thought of the stripping question to misintepret). home. those ppl i care about. tv. cartoons.
I feel: like i must only focus on one thing at a time and i cannot take stress
I hate: feeling stupid, lousy, inadequate, guilty, indecisive. worms. cockroaches.
I hide: if i hide it i tell you for what. another good one!
Sometimes.I miss: snoozy. home. family. chou dou fu. oh sorry that does not come under sometimes. oh actually when i was young i missed homey stuff at random times. like bathing halfway den sddenly scream for mummy. den there was once (when i was still a power ranger fan) that we (family) were at a department store den i suddenly missed mummy (who went to try clothes in the fitting room) for no reason... den i kicked open a door which i thought, guessed or felt that mummy was in. it was a good imitation of a power ranger high kick and naturally the door burst open. unfortunately i am no psychic and the door i felt a connection with was hiding the wrong woman. naturally this was a good and bad thing and i shan't elaborate on wat happened next.
I need: brainpower

Layer TWELVE - Tag 5 people.
not agian

Cool shirt? Yea I know. Me too. Applaud me for my artistic talent for it is I the Great one who drew and designed it with a little help from Evon. I drew the big monater Evon drew the small monster.

But cool as it may be it issurely not meant for a stroll down, say, Orchard Road. Coz it is Yi Ling's camp T-shirt. Orientation camp. Which is about the worst T-shirt anyone can be forced to pay for. Mine has zou3 xiang4 yang2 guang1 da4 dao4 with a railway track and a sun rising over the railway track. -_- right. I could give some credit to the ClipArt sun though.

Nevertheless I still wear it with pride. I shall draw on it some day. Seeing as it is my secondary school shirt I shall draw something more respectable, say, a monster with a hairy mole, which likens it to a repectable figure we all know. Oh yea just a random thought I thought of randomly. I think what defines a good companion is someone or something you can maintain comfortable silences with. If like I go out with someone or have a conversation with someone and prattle uncontrollably it probably means I am thinking up a constant stream of words to avoid the discomfort of silence. Probably.

Mei Yun bought a new light for me today. It is an orange beaded light with a stained glass cylinder which holds the light bulb and hides all the unsightly mechanism. there is a wire to support a glass cup in which I am supposed to put therapy oil so that the heat from the light can cause the smell to disperse more effectively. The coolest thing about it though is that it uses the left sensor machinery whereby the metal base and the metal support are sensors which respond to the touch. Touch it once it switches on twoce it grows brighter three times it grows brighter four times it switched off. Cool huh. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

A pretty work of art it is (like me).