Q1) Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans. Guess Chinese idiom. A1) Wu Qi Ma Hei

Q2) There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to eat the cake!?! A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao

Q3) Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the killer. Who was it? A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao

Q4) Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows older, he looks more and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom. A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai

Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who will win first ?? A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian

Q6) What's the panda's 2 biggest wishes? A6) i. Get rid of dark eyes ring ii.Taking colour photo

Q7) Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the floor ? A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang

Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible? A8) The one without the rubber

Q9) Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming drink? A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming

Q10) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest? A10) "Lux" Super Rich

Q11) What did Batman say when he fell down? A11) Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)

Hi All,Nice puzzle - try to crack it ...

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus,but he didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on thespot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who inturn took him to the court.The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in thecenter of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. Theconductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given tohim. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set himfree, and he returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged womantried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately,this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came underthe bus and died on the spot.Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took himto the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocutionchamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and asingle banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chairand high voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone'samazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to thecourt, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gavehim capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber wherethere was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peelat one corner of the room. He wasstrapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This timehe died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but diedinstantly the third time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer isperfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.! Still you couldn't, Then see below.........

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wanna know the answer????ok........ there is the Answer............

During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time,hewas a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!!!!!!Ha Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapteron Electricity ???OK, OK....Relax.....No violence please...!!!!!!

hello. yiling sent me this. do i look stressed? do i REALLY look stressed?! DO I LOOK STRESSED?! ah well, jing mo zhe hei pang guan zhe qing. you can never tell when it is you. yea i thought this was an interesting prayer so i decided to publish it for the world to see. not that there are more than a handful (literally) of ppl reading my blog, but still... one does hope one can spread joy to the world.
weird. reminds me of the mr brown hawker who always referred to himself as "one". one shall serve your meal with utmost speed, efficiency and punctuality. or something like that.
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hello. yiling sent me this. do i look stressed? do i REALLY look stressed?! DO I LOOK STRESSED?! ah well, jing mo zhe hei pang guan zhe qing. you can never tell when it is you. yea i thought this was an interesting prayer so i decided to publish it for the world to see. not that there are more than a handful (literally) of ppl reading my blog, but still... one does hope one can spread joy to the world.
weird. reminds me of the mr brown hawker who always referred to himself as "one". one shall serve your meal with utmost speed, efficiency and punctuality. or something like that.
hahahahahahahahahahaha. lazy. must. get. to. work.