Heard an interesting conversation in the toilet cubicle next to mine yesterday. Hm. Rewinding back... I was in the toilet at Bullring (Birmingham) and there was a toddler in the cubicle next to mine, and his/her mother was standing outside the door, keeping watch.

So. Heard an nteresting conversation in the toilet cubicle next to mine yesterday.

Child : Do you need to use the toilet?

Mother : Sorry?

Child : Do you need to use the toilet?

Mother : Yes.

Child : Why?

There was a stunned silence whilst I went about my business next door.

Mother : Huh?

Child : Why do you need to use the toilet?

Mother : Why do you need to use the toilet?

Child : I needed to wee.

Another brief silence as i flushed the toilet.

Mother : Well, I need to wee too.

I finished doing number 1 and left the cubicle.